I’ve often imagined General Washington on the battlefield looking for recruits to help America fight for independence from Britain. After he gives a resounding speech on why man should be free a farmer asks the general if America will continue to provide him with food stamps, section 8 housing, social security and welfare. Upon hearing [...]
The Republican party must be the most bizarre political party ever created. Very rarely can I and my conservative friends figure out what they are trying to do and why. I voted Republican in the last two out of three elections (In 2008 I voted Constitution Party…there was no way I was going to vote [...]
1. The “Here’s a Random Picture of My Kid” Douchebag It used to be that during the holidays people would send you greeting cards. They were usually simple and included a nice message like, “Wishing YOU and YOURS a very Merry Christmas!” As the narcissistic nature of our society has increased (see my article Facebook [...]
For this second part of our eHarmony how to, I’m going to show you how to properly set up your values, and give you some hints and tips in taking and posting your pictures to ensure you stand out from the crowd. If you haven’t yet read my eHarmony Primer Part 1, you can get [...]
So far I’ve gone through 3 MacBook Pros in my quest to find one that’s up to my Quality Control (QC) standards. One was dirty and had glue on the screen, one had scratches and a mis-aligned lid, the last one had a defective piece of trim. Quality Control is not a difficult thing, but [...]
Allen Edmonds is one of the last American-made shoe manufacturers, and they have by far provided the best customer service from any company I have dealt with to date. There’s an interesting saying about men’s shoes…A $100.00 pair of shoes will last you a year, a $200.00 pair of shoes will last two years, a [...]
I was shopping recently and decided to conduct a fast experiment. I told the girl at the register that I was new in town and asked if she could tell me who the local congressperson was. She said she didn’t know. I then asked if she knew who her state senators were…either of them. Once [...]
When you read the negative reviews of eHarmony, they generally follow the same track. People try it out by signing up for 6 months, end up having two dates and then give up. My experience was different. I signed up for two months and after my second month had an average of 2 dates per [...]
So a while back I was looking for a lawncare service and decided to go with TruGreen. The representative was very friendly and I was able to negotiate a fair deal for the yard plus a free lime treatment and even a few extra weed treatments. For the first few months things went great, then [...]
Okay, so I’m not saying that you’re a douchebag by using Facebook, I’m saying you may be a douchebag based upon how you use Facebook and what you think it’s for. Saturday morning I went to start mowing the lawn and there was a young lady further down the street yelling as loud as she [...]
